Privilege Denying Dude:
[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms.
Top text: “ The service industry has discriminatory hiring policies? ” Bottom text: “ So what? Just get a different job.”]
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [I’ve gone through bad things and had problems] ” Bottom text: “ [That negates my privilege, right?] ”]
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [I’ll call you ‘wannabe man’ if I want to] ” Bottom text: “ [because you’re pretending to be something you’re not] ”]
Said to me by my sister, who makes these ‘jokes’ a lot…
[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms.
Top text: “If it triggered you” Bottom text: “Then why did you look at it”]
This was said to me when I was googling pictures of Barbie dolls, and I found one of Barbie with extreme anorexia (TW for the pic:http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcqflr1nqr1qa6mmp.jpg), and it triggered me. There was no way of knowing it would come up.

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [You’re too young] ” Bottom text: “ [for your opinions to matter] ”]
Basically what all the adults in my life have ever told me.

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a plain white t-shirt with long brown hair. Her arms are folded over her chest and she has an incredulous expression.
Top text: “Kissing in public?” Bottom text: “Ugh, whatever happened to bystander consent?”]
Apparently, I’m infringing on the rights of others when I go out with my girlfriend and hold hands and kiss her. I’m sure people would rather we dirty lesbians stay inside and never ever show ourselves in public. Aren’t we just so self-centered?
Adding the anti-trans tag too because I’ve heard people say similar things about trans people (mainly those who don’t “pass” well).
Trigger Warning: Swearing, anti-trans, binarism
Privilege Denying Dude:
[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms.
Top text: “ [insolent shit] ” Bottom text: “ [that’s gender neutral right?] ”]