[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [I’ve gone through bad things and had problems] ” Bottom text: “ [That negates my privilege, right?] ”]
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [I’ll call you ‘wannabe man’ if I want to] ” Bottom text: “ [because you’re pretending to be something you’re not] ”]
Said to me by my sister, who makes these ‘jokes’ a lot…

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a plain white t-shirt with long brown hair. Her arms are folded over her chest and she has an incredulous expression.
Top text: “ [Hearing about hand injuries freaks you out?] ” Bottom text: “ [It’s not all about your comfort] ”]
My mother wouldn’t stop talking about some recent hand problems she had been having, and I nicely asked her to stop. This was the response she gave me
Never mind that hearing about/seeing anything bad(Injury or otherwise) happening to hands makes me feel sick.
[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a plain white t-shirt with long brown hair. Her arms are folded over her chest and she has an incredulous expression.
Top text: “ You collect disability money because of your anxiety? ” Bottom text: “ That’s just a lame excuse to mooch off the government. ”]
aaaand this is why I never tell people where my money comes from.
submitted by http://endofthetour.tumblr.com

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [You have synesthesia?] ” Bottom text: “ [What does this color sound like?] “
Whenever I tell people this, I know they may see it as cool or interesting, and they’re curious, so they ask me this.